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Sixth Day of Vacation
The Waikiki Aquarium, founded in 1904, is the third oldest public aquarium in the United States. A part of the University of Hawaii since 1919, the A... read more
Fifth Day of Vacation
We enjoyed our day by exploring Foster Botanical Garden. Foster Garden traces its beginning to 1853 when Queen Kalama leased a small area of land to ... read more
Fourth day of vacation
We decided to make this a relaxing day and went to the beach on North Shore. I tried to snorkel with everyone else, but panicked and couldn't do it.... read more
Third Day of Vacation
Dale and I took a tour of the Iolani Palace. A Hawaiian national treasure and the only official state residence of royalty in the United States, `Iol... read more
My second day of vacation (fixed)
Dale and I went to the zoo on this day. We went down to Waikiki and had a couple of drinks (my first Maitai). Later we joined up with David and went ... read more
First Day of Vacation!
The most famous volcanic crater in the world is Diamond Head, located on the South-east Coast of O'ahu at the end of Waikiki overlooking the Pacific ... read more
Smile
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I sa... read more
Put Your Keys Beside Your Bed at Night
Tell your spouse, your children, your neighbors, your parents, your Doctors Office, the check out Girl at the market, everyone you run across. Put yo... read more
The Taliban Meets Its Match
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to fi... read more
Best Blonde Joke Ever
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get star... read more
